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/ makes me laugh.

Funny. However I can't help but thinking that an option to play O Fortuna in the background would've been a nice touch. Still, / made me laugh. So did the M butten.

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I relly dont wan to say this... but i have to now. This game is so esey!

P.S. the only reson i gave this a 10 is beacuase the zombies where pretty dead.
But that's it.

Great!

One problem... How do you play it? It said select a level to start but nothing happened when i clicked the levels.

pmsl!!!

The polar bears part!! Lmao!!
That was like sex in the form of a girl being mauled by bears.

Thank you.

Awesome!!

Wow! Great game! I didn't get any of these bugs... Seemed fine to me. I do agree with ConstantOne, however, as I really think there should be a map. I think it would work best with a map which covers the whole screen with the toggle of a button, as ConstantOne said. However I think you should make it shrouded (if you can) as in Command & Conquer. Like... different parts on the map only show up if you've been there (just in case you didn't get the C&C bit)

But that is an all-round amazing game. Can't wait for a full version!

Why teach more people to make stick movies..?

I love stick movies but they're hard to pull-off... Why get more people starting out by making them? I don't get it... To make a stick movie that actually has a chance of staying on the site is quite a trick. These... n00bs, I think you called them, won't be able to make good stick movies or anything else from this "tutorial".
Clearly down to lack of imformation.

Overall 2.5 (Rounded to 3)...

Ok, I shall go through your "games" *ahem* and I shall explain the good (if any) and bad (if I have enough room for this review) about each game.

Dress Up - This was just boring. You could've had a lot of different clothes to put on him and maybe used buttons to change clothes instead of drag and drop. Dress Up games are boring and out-dated so your one will need to be pretty special to make the grade.

Sick - WTF was that supposed to be? It was one of those stupid turtles holding a li'l boy... WTF??? I'm gonna take the wild guess that you were trying to be funny... Well, you're not.

Dodge the poisonous pizza - This game, out of the whole 4 (wow), had the most potential. You could've had atleast more than one pizza or you could've had that pizza's continual loop of movement a lot longer so it cover the whole screen eventually because you can just move the turtle to the top right hand corner of the screen and the pizza cannot reach you. All in all, it was stupid.

Squats - That was so pointless and boring. There were a wole 2 frames of squating animation and the second frame, he wasn't eve squating! You just dragged the picture of the turtle down the screen a bit! :| It should've been something like a key squence you had to type in to make him squat and stand again.

Overall - Overall, this game sucked really. Shame.

P.S. Any spelling errors ARE typos and I usually go through my whole review and check it but I cba right now.

MaddFlash responds:

Wow...an honest reviewer. Well I like the fact that you took the time to review this. Coding in flash takes forever to do. You should try making a game. Lots of work. I spent like a hour just trying to figure out what the hell the score wasn't working. Got it fixed as you can see. I did edit some of the pizza so that you won't be able to stay in the corner the whole time. And as for the Leo part, a dude was supposed to make a game, but he got sick. True story. The dress up game is supposed to be liked that, watch the first movie, that will make it clear. As I can see, you just aren't a fan of the turtles.

Not bad.

The game itself was ok and I really liked the art but it's too easy and once you've completed it, there is no re-play value.

Overall is not necessarily an average but it technically should be average so my overall for this submission is 5.3 (in case you can't or don't want to figure it out).

blanblan responds:

Did you find the easter eggs? :(

I am human and I hacked nothing!

Mwa ha ha! I have no life so I clicked and clicked!

Pretty crap though.... Totally, mind-numbingly pointless and boring...

It didn't work.

Nothing appeared in the empty section of the screen.
Shouldn't there be lots of random words there?
Yes, I did try typing in my own words but it didn't work.
It didn't work on your website either.

chineseleper responds:

some bugfixing at serverside. should be working again

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